Humour: Alternative Cookie Policy

Reviewing the website 'small print' finally caused us to flip, somewhere around page 80 of the document.... Cookie policy Please can we replace ALL of this wording with this instead: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPytoa--430 How to control and delete cookies You can’t control cookies – they have no brains and just sit there waiting to be eaten – similarly, the only way to delete them is to eat them.